I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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