he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Sober January is a disaster.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Randomize
