sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
