ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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