brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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