Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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