I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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