Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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