She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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