mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
