On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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