I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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