This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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