belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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