You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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