doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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