I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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