I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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