i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
im holly from the hills drunk
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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