How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize