fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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