quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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