I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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