doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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