we have officially lost it.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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