Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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