I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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