I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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