wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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