You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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