wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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