We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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