Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
it's like heaven, but drunker
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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