there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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