Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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