I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
