oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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