You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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