Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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