He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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