apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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