Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it was like eating out sand paper
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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