I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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