I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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