You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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