she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Welp...herpes.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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