the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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