No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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