Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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