Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
