Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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