You just made me feel so damn special
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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