I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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