:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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