BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
When are your genitals available?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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