i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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