: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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